UFO Lands on Parliament - The 9/11 Conspiracy Proved!!

Did you know that A UFO landed on the houses of Parliament last week in the early hours?

NO?

That's because you are all stupid people and you are all being sheep, sheeple, one huge herd of cattle. I know that's different from sheep but they both eat grass, which is what all of YOU are doing, eating grass, yes, that's what you are a grass eating sheep or cow.

Last week, about one hour after I ate some shrooms and washed them down with quality mad dog 20/20 I went for a walk in London. How surprised was I when approaching the Houses of Parliament to see a UFO in the shape of OSAMA BIN LADEN eating a JEW landing on the roof. I saw it like throw out a green light before flying off into the sky. All it left behind was a freshly made Caesar salad. THE next day I saw this :

Now that's proof that 9/11 was an inside job.

Nobody in UK has heard about what I saw because the newspapers are all controlled by JEWS that are controlling everyone and everything and that means you are sheep, or a cow, or something else that eats grass and like doesn't watch the news and won't go on the internet and look at all these websites I know.

When are you going to wake up and smell the coffee like I have. I have literally watched literally hours and hours and hours of badly spelt, unqualified, meaningless conjecture put together by teenagers with no academic grounding in anything but like they are clever and can use windows movie maker and cool fonts and add awesome Nazi rock songs. Man these guys are super impressive, they are not sheep, they are more like duck billed platypuses coz they are free and not conformist like sheep are, or cows, which is what you are. I know I'm right coz I know so many websites it can't be wrong. I've not wasted the finest days of my life in dark rooms with a tinfoil hat to stop the rays getting to my brane for nothing. Far from it, all this stuff is like super important, like you know, when they turn Saturn or Jupiter into a new sun, THEN you will all know but I will be ok coz I know it's going to happen and I'm a duck billed platypus I am.

And if you don't believe me then answer me this question if you can tear yourselves away from the grass and mooing and stuff:

Why a Caesar salad?

SEE! don't be a sheep, be a platypus.